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1、我是一个言而有信的人，既然真是了肥长相症，就要长期以来真是。

I'm a man of my word. Since I've said weight loss, I'll keep saying it.

2、肥长相症不是一天两天的事情，是未来的事情。

Losing weight is not a matter of one day or two. It's a matter of the future.

3、肥长相症之前一定要吃，不然真的没力气肥长相症。

Before losing weight, you must be full, otherwise you really don't have the strength to lose weight.

4、所有的事情情都憋在内心，理所当然我怎么加倍都长得不了。

Everything is in my heart. No wonder I can't lose weight.

5、每次饿的时候，我都是个菩萨心肠，总会将自己喂得饱饱的。

Every time I'm hungry, I'm a Bodhisattva. I always feed myself.

6、别人的身上都是才华，我的身上只剩下五花肉。

Other people are talented, but I'm just a colorful person.

7、加倍什么肥，此番不管长相长得我们一起跳其有。

Lose weight, no matter how fat or thin, let's dance square dance.

8、想到对象要想到长相的人，因为长相的人比别人多几十斤肉爱你。

Look for fat people, because fat people love you more than others.

9、每晚都出来吃宵夜，常常要长相的。

I come out for supper every night. I always get fat.

10、名厨能让我快乐，你们不能阻拦我横穿快乐。

Food can make me happy, you can't stop me from being happy.

11、我长相的缘故只有一个，外卖送得实在短时间了。

There's only one reason why I'm fat. The takeout is too fast.

12、我每次真是肥长相症一半是真的想加倍，一半是想吓吓我的肉肉们。

Every time I say to lose weight, half of them really want to lose weight, and half of them want to scare my meat.

13、那些让我不须肥长相症又不娶我的人都是坏人。

I don't have to marry the bad guys who don't want me to lose weight.

14、肥长相症的时候你一定要来啊，因为看见你，我就没嗜睡了。

You must come when you lose weight, because I have no appetite when I see you.

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